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Olli lactates anti-aging retinol cream. It was originally sold as “Retinolli”, but consumers were bafflingly turned off by the photo of Olli showing off his proud, up-thrust man-bosoms on the front of the jar. The product is now sold under a different name at Sephora and Boots locations around the world. Who knows? You might have a tube of Olli’s moob juice in your medicine cabinet right now!
1000% True Rammfact Of The Now
That feeling of uneasiness you get when you look at at picture of Till Lindemann staring into the camera is actually him slowly, but surely, turning you into stone.
(This is also post #100. Yay!)
(Secretly wondering how much longer this post is going to be reblogged before people realize I photoshopped all the album covers to say Rammsteen)
1000% True Rammfact Of The Now
Olli, the Godly being that he is, is the reincarnation of many things, one of them being the Bering Land Bridge that once connected Alaska to Russia’s Far East.
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1000% True Rammfact Of The Now: The song “Don’t Drop That Thun Thun” by hip hop group FiNaTTicZ was originally written by Till Lindemann after an intoxicated Flake shouted that at him while Till helped him move into his new home in Liebenwalde, Brandenburg some years ago.
Till Lindemann sold the rights to this song to the group’s record label, Knockout Entertainment, in 2011 for approximately 42 million Euros ($56.2 million USD). The money was then promptly spent on funding the Made In Germany tour, as well as a semi trailer full of Choco Pies and Mountain Dew.
What exactly a Thun Thun is, we’ll never know.
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Olli threatens to sue the next fan that asks him to “drop the bass.”
Assuming that enough legal power is eventually acquired, Oliver Riedel is prepared to go through with a lawsuit against the next Rammstein fan that asks him to “drop the bass.” A very upset Riedel spoke with a journalist at his home in Schwerin last month in concern with the imminent lawsuit.
"I’ll have these idiots come up to me at a meet and greet or somewhere out in public and they’ll be like "Hahaaaa heeeeey Olli, drop da bass!". Just the other day, I’m out having a picnic with my family and some jerk comes up to me and tries to high five me saying "Heyyy bro, drop the bass!" and I literally had to stop myself from breaking his nose."
Divulging into more detail, he explains: “At first I was like “Why do you want me to drop the bass? Do you even know how much one of these things cost?” I mean, I’m very well off, don’t get me wrong, but if I had to drop the bass every time I was told to, I’d be bankrupt trying to replace them. Then I go online to do my research and find out it’s a dubstep reference. Do you know how sick this makes me? Do you know how angry it makes me that people are trying to compromise my wealth by trying to be punny? I don’t even like dubstep! Do I fucking look like I listen to Skrillex? Fuck.”
When asked if the same consequences were to apply if any of his band mates were to make the request, he simply answered “Ask Schneider what happened to him the last, and only, time he said it. They know better now.”
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Paul Landers admits to disgusting, creepy “past times.”
In an exclusive interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Rammstein guitarist Paul Landers has let us in on some of his alternative past times.
"I have this thing where I like to dress up in a banana suit, and scare people." said Landers through giggles. "Nobody has anything bad to say about banana suits. They have the ability to make any situation far more amusing. There was this one time I asked Schneider out of nowhere "Hey Schneider, what do you think about bananas?" and he said "Oh, I really like them!" So twenty minutes later, he’s walking down a dark hallway, and I jump out of a closet in my banana suit and scream at him. He was screaming and started crying, so I was like "What’s wrong Schneider? I thought you liked bananas? Huh? I thought you liked to eat bananas!" and he just kept crying and telling me to stop. He was probably traumatized, but I’m sure that’s the best I’ve ever gotten anybody else."
On the topic of killing boredom while on tour, he explained “I just watched this video on Youtube of Danny Devito birthing himself out of a couch, and it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. So recently, when I get bored on the road touring, I’ve been covering myself in baby oil and hiding in couches, waiting for people to sit down on them. Then I just push myself out of the couch and start making baby noises. Flake says I’m a sick fuck, but that doesn’t stop it from being funny.”
Paul Landers solo album “Alle diese dumm Große Worte” will be out this November, with the first single Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister to be released in September.
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