Lore Of Stein
What if he breaks a nail though

this happened and he wrote an intermission song called “ow” which is actually just him screaming in pain over the background music to the dora the explorer theme song.

ultra rare footage of richard zk from his cellphone, recording emigreat’s new ablum “emigrate rhymes with license plate and other fun words to”

To those of you that have bought the book, thank you so much! It’s thanks to you dedicated fans that Mod R and I have finally made enough money to purchase our exclusive Rumsteen fan yacht, which will be used by the band to perform concerts in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in the late spring of 2015.  (In case you missed the FAQ, we are the ghost writers for both Messer and In stillen Nächten.  You’re welcome.)
Ramsten fan yacht passes can currently be purchased on LIFAD (members only!) for approximately €499.  Members will have exclusive access to the hull of the ship while Mod R and I are fed grapes by the Ramstein dudes, and vice versa, while wearing sexy sailor costumes.
If you haven’t bought it yet, stop being a cheap asshole and go out and buy it already so we can buy more grapes.

To those of you that have bought the book, thank you so much! It’s thanks to you dedicated fans that Mod R and I have finally made enough money to purchase our exclusive Rumsteen fan yacht, which will be used by the band to perform concerts in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in the late spring of 2015.  (In case you missed the FAQ, we are the ghost writers for both Messer and In stillen Nächten.  You’re welcome.)

Ramsten fan yacht passes can currently be purchased on LIFAD (members only!) for approximately €499.  Members will have exclusive access to the hull of the ship while Mod R and I are fed grapes by the Ramstein dudes, and vice versa, while wearing sexy sailor costumes.

If you haven’t bought it yet, stop being a cheap asshole and go out and buy it already so we can buy more grapes.

I love your blog... Makes me laugh so hard :D XD

Thank you! That’s what were here for! 

-Mod S

1000% True Rammfact of the Now

Olli lactates anti-aging retinol cream. It was originally sold as “Retinolli”, but consumers were bafflingly turned off by the photo of Olli showing off his proud, up-thrust man-bosoms on the front of the jar. The product is now sold under a different name at Sephora and Boots locations around the world. Who knows? You might have a tube of Olli’s moob juice in your medicine cabinet right now!

1000% True Rammfact Of The Now

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That feeling of uneasiness you get when you look at at picture of Till Lindemann staring into the camera is actually him slowly, but surely, turning you into stone.

(This is also post #100.  Yay!)

(Secretly wondering how much longer this post is going to be reblogged before people realize I photoshopped all the album covers to say Rammsteen)

1000% True Rammfact Of The Now

Olli, the Godly being that he is, is the reincarnation of many things, one of them being the Bering Land Bridge that once connected Alaska to Russia’s Far East.

[Photo Credit: sleepydoll3@Flickr]

FiNaTTicZ  - Dont Drop That Thun Thun!
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1000% True Rammfact Of The Now: The song “Don’t Drop That Thun Thun” by hip hop group FiNaTTicZ was originally written by Till Lindemann after an intoxicated Flake shouted that at him while Till helped him move into his new home in Liebenwalde, Brandenburg some years ago.

Till Lindemann sold the rights to this song to the group’s record label, Knockout Entertainment, in 2011 for approximately 42 million Euros ($56.2 million USD).  The money was then promptly spent on funding the Made In Germany tour, as well as a semi trailer full of Choco Pies and Mountain Dew.

What exactly a Thun Thun is, we’ll never know.

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1000% True Rammfact of the now

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Schneider’s dramatic haircut in 2011 was the result of him telling Olli to “drop the bass.”